Made with love
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
idk if its been done but im sure it has but here you go any how
me at life
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
(Source: zootedboy, via nighthooker)
when you try your best
but you don’t succeed